Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 11, 2024

What the hell

Chose the wrong heaven. If you were in Valhalla or Sessrumnir, your tankard would be full, at the least.

Two out of three I can tolerate, but not beer.

You’re on cloud two. You have to get to cloud nine for all of those.

And is ‘imaginary.’

But they do get to play baseball on a field in Iowa

As Mark Twain once observed, “Heaven for Climate, Hell for society.”

No football in heaven? Praise be! Sign me up! I LOATHE American football. ( I also dislike Hallmark holiday movies, so don’t pigeonhole me.)

So that polka song was right, in heaven there is no beer?

Try to imagine something that is better than all those things and anything else you enjoy …

That’s bad!

Wine, pizza, movies, TV shows, books other than the Bible, video games, coffee, tea…..

wait… what??… no football?!?!

And walking up all those stairs is real killer.

That’s becuse you didn’t sign up for Sunday Season ticket1