B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 04, 2024

Prenup.

Restraining order…..

A signed contract, we don’t do Judge Judy

Is it too late to find a new date for Valentine’s Day?

What so no more stone tablets and seamail? And now there is paper and birdmail?

Crackerjack code ring for wedding band….

or a firm…

Now I hear Can I Get A Witness by Marvin Gaye

So when they say something predates another thing it just means more paperwork?

Ole school….he is trying so hard!!!!!!

CAVE MEN GOT SUPPLY DEPOTS!!!!

Upgrade of the message on tablet joke?

Neither Jon Arbucle was let down like that!

Depends. How much cash do you have?

Isn’t technology wonderful? They’ve evolved from throwing stone tablets into the ocean (how did those EVER float?) to having a bird make deliveries of papyrus messages…

I mean, it’s already in writing.

Well, scratch that one off the list, threesomes disgust me.

And her grandmother.

Pretty incriminating since they are the dreams of the other person.

Documentation is key. With a witness of course!

“Do I have to make accommodations for THREE on our honeymoon?”

Romance is dead.

Trust issues

He could jump off a flying pterodactyl, which is what she dreams about

He needs to invent a dating APP.

Aww, that’s so sad.

The world’s first spam e-mail.