Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 04, 2024

“Comb” the entire area for missing followers.

Holy diver.

As a stuntman, Moses is getting the best parts

He should have used some deo…

First (and last) gig for Moses and The Israelites!!!

Those first few attempts, when you’re just realizing you have this power and are trying to learn to control it, have a way of backfiring.

Moses, wasted at an Ozzy Osbourne concert, attempts stage diving during the song “Flying High Again.”

Fortunately for him desert sand below is save him from much injury.

…gasp!….plop..

Kind of like the striking-the-rock incident, this is not what God said to do.

Genesis 25:10, “Hold my beer. Watch this.”

Leap of faith.

But Moses didn’t part the Red Sea. God did.

Is this how he lost Commandments 11-15?

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

He certainly went off the deep end.

He made a big impression, …

A failed attempt of a mosh pit.

At first I thought this read “farts the crowd”. I need new glasses.

That’s gonna hurt.

boy, when he gets up he’s gonna see red…

Can we say “face plant,” ladies, and gentlemen?