F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 05, 2024

Spacetimeshares

whatever you do just keep my phone number out of it

And their menu is how to cook humans, some of us are very greasy…BBQ is the best option

The great timeshare in the sky.

Intergalactic time shares resorts! Do take the flight to the site, eat the dinner and watch the presentation BUT don’t buy!

Proof aliens helped the Egyptians build the pyramids so they could start pyramid schemes.

Everyone in attendance will get a share in a set of stake knives.

Oh man, another one escaped. I thought we had them locked up for good…

What star system is it in?

“If that doesn’t interest you, let me tell you about our extended warranty program for your car.”

Time machine share is better. No problems with overstaying.

meanwhile, there’s food ;+)

“We call it fourth-dimensional sharing!”

My idea was for aliens to arrive with the announcement, “We come in peace bearing easy credit terms.”

Behold! And verily I bring to you spacetimeshares!

What planet is this vacation property on? Is it Class M?

Gustibus sicut pullum!