The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 20, 2024

Don’t you use some everyday?

I love Parmalat; it can last a year or more without spoiling.

25th of February… 1987.

There’s no whey of finding that out, Leroy.

Leroy’s right foot

That’s why I actually buy UHT

When I was a cop, we did property checks for vacant houses or when people were on vacation. One house was an old lady who had gone into a home. She had no family, but did have a lot of money. The electricity was paid, and we checked that house for a few years. One time, we found a door unlocked. We checked and everything seemed normal. I opened the fridge, and there was still food in there! Meals on Wheels bags, eggs, milk… I told my partner “I have got to see what 3 year old milk looks like!” It looked like hardened black cottage cheese! The eggs were all light, like there was nothing in the shells! When she passed, they found a long lost nephew in another state. He got all her money and the house!

You should get a cow, then you’ll always have a good milk supply.

Ten minutes after you bought it…

Does it come back around again as good sour cream?

Guess it is spoiled probably more then a year

If you can get past the smell, the sell by date is printed on the carton.

Oh boy. Milk that requires a knife and fork.

Cartons of milk, usually at the top where you open..I get milk carton and drink or eat or use it with scrambled eggs before expired my mom doesn’t throw out expired stuff

Haha! (＾▽＾) If you have to ask & it’s no longer a liquid, time to throw it out!