The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 08, 2024

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 5 months ago

    If it had been really urgent you would have heard Rancid screaming at you an hour ago.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s not “urgent” unless the boss states …… right away!!!!! Otherwise, take your time!!!

    ;-)

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 5 months ago

    I do texts sometimes when I see them, I don’t get too excited. It’s a perk!

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    angelolady Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’ve received texts days after they were sent.

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    GROG Premium Member 5 months ago

    In that case, Thorny’s glad he didn’t shorten and ruin his two-hour lunch.

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    After all of these year doesn’t Rancid know that Brutus is a slow reader?

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    pat sandy creator 5 months ago

    Brutus was charging his phone…

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    Eric Klein  5 months ago

    Text is best effort, and can take days to be delivered. In at least one incident text messages were delivered years later after a computer was rebooted.If it is urgent then call.

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    proclusstudent  5 months ago

    I thought text was for non urgent messages. I seldom look.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Boss should not have sent it to Brutus’s spam folder.

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    Carl  Premium Member 5 months ago

    You think he would be happy that Brutus wasn’t always on his phone.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sorry boss, I had it on “do not disturb” so it wouldn’t interfere with my work

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oops . . .

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Brutus was busy doing the urgent work you assigned him first thing this morning, Boss!

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    CorkLock  5 months ago

    Brutus does not answer text when discussing important matters (Super Bowl) at the ole coffee station. 49ers and Chiefs? Close shave. Hard to go against Mahomes. No matter which team wins, it should be “well done” for all the players. Be safe and blessed.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Texting is a waste…….

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    Veeblefester should know by now, there are only so many “urgent” matters our hero can handle at one time. If he wanted the latest urgent matter dealt with, then he should have told our hero.

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    rhpii  5 months ago

    You shouldn’t be playing Mario Kart on your phone at work Brutus. You’ve been busted.

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    Snail text of course as he has such a cheap service. Then again, he couldn’t just walk down the hall and talk to him.Wasn’t that important in any event…..

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    All Sent; All Punted… ッ

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 5 months ago

    If it was urgent Rancid could/should have (a) picked up the office phone or (b) got off his entitled a** and walked down the hall. I know many people who don’t look at their personal cells at work.

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    Gina Carson  5 months ago

    The definition of “just a minute” depends which side of the bathroom door you are on.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    If it was an urgent matter, you should handled it with a sense of urgency and delivered it personally.

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    walstib Premium Member 5 months ago

    I put my phone in silence mode when I take my after-lunch nap. Then I enjoy peace and quiet until I remember to turn the ringer on again, sometimes several hours!

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    planostanton  5 months ago

    If it’s sent in a text, it’s not urgent. Urgent get a phone call or personal visit.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    He who hesitates. Lol

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    T...  5 months ago

    “Sorry Boss, the company cell was charging, now what is it you wanted”, replies Brutus…

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    Patriot Dissenter   5 months ago

    If my boss ever texted me from the next room I’d have b*tched him out!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 5 months ago

    There can’t be too many emergencies in the tea cozy biz. It sounds like the problem solved itself, so back off, Bossman! Go find someone else to kick around today! (I am really not in a bad mood. More of a protective one.)

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    Chris  5 months ago

    it must not have been too important if you were able to take care of it by yourself… not like I got a leg to stand on… :}

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