Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 15, 2024

I’ll bet they do a lot of necking.

One giraffe to the other: You wanna neck?

Eh?

Why 90 minutes? That sucks.

The space between their necks and heads almost makes the shape of a heart. They would have to look at the shadow it makes to notice it, though.

How would a hickey be visible?

It’s not the final proposal, it’s just the first giraffe.

The point of a hickey is to be visible. I doubt you’d notice a new one on their necks

Oh, a “quickie”!

No, thank you.

Would it show?

Carlson & Putin.

Slow poke I can do it in 30 sec.

Better have dinner first, That’s a lot of territory to cover. You’ll need your nourishment.

Maybe a string of hickies would take that long. But one? It’s not a tattoo.

Someone should make a doohickey to do hickey.

By the light…..of the silvery moon….

Only problem is that they have the same mother.