Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 24, 2024

umm with the market nowadays maybeeee you need to start now.

It’s a dirty job, but someones gotta teach it!

I doubt she’ll make it to fifth grade.

When I was 5 years old I woke up early on a Sunday morning. It must have been Winter, because I had to put coal in the furnace. So I trooped on down the basement stairs in my bare feet and PJs, stoked the furnace and lit the natural gas water heater ( my father had showed me the proper way to handle both ). I finished my job and spied a small can of red porch paint under the stairs, with a small paint brush on top. I got a screwdriver and pried off the top and started painting the steps … from top to bottom. I reached the bottom step, painted it and admired my work. Then, I walked up the still-wet steps to tell my family what I had done. There were tiny red footprints throughout the kitchen and down the hall, ending just before the stairs leading to the second floor. My memory grows dim what happened next, but I don’t think praise was involved.

Warning! The following joke stinks!

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It’s called “Grafecal Artist”…

They must live in Kentucky, where a lawmaker wants to make 10 year olds work. “I did, and it did me good.”

Now we know what Agnes is reading instead of doing her homework.

If this doesn’t get shut down soon, I expect Grandma to get stuck to the toilet seat.

“Hail to thee Blythe toilet, chrome-handled beast of prey. Thy gaping mouth and roaring sound doth whisk the crap away.” But I forget whether it was Keats or Shelley.

Let’s hope she is eventually flushed with success.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong ?!!! Lol

Everything I know I learned down at the keister kiosk.

Painting toilets is too specialized. Not too many companies are looking for that job title on a resume

agnes can already say that her career’s in the toilet…

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A very forward-thinking community.