Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 10, 2024

“So tell me, Rock Sinhead, how were your passengers able to see all the vehicles lined up behind your bus? Wouldn’t most of the view be blocked by any SUVs or giant Tonka toys?”

Did Ed change his last name to Biden?

Crank has a point… but not just in math, in everything.

Just the point on his balding head.

It’s funny because students have trouble with math

The deterioration in math was particularly devastating. American students scored 13 points lower than in 2018, equivalent to losing two-thirds of a year of education in the subject.Dec 11, 2023

Ed has a point. A slim one, but a point. He made it only because he doesn’t want to acknowledge his record has been beat.

Trust me. Records like this are verified by other bus drivers that you pass waiting at a side street. I counted 67 behind one of our buses once!

Where’s Lillian?

… at best those kids are qualified to be state troopers on HOV lane duties.

If they cannot count how many people are in the car, let the vehicle pass.

Yes, let’s take pride in how much inconvenience we can cause our fellow citizens. At the same time we can comment on how our education system has been purposely weakened. What a great comic strip.

One Nation Under GOD! GOD Bless America! GOD Wins!

I wonder if being stuck behind the bus makes those drivers hungry for pizza

I question his recorders since he had 4 empty donut boxes in his bus.

We’re not talking math here, people; we’re talking about counting. Unless that bus was full of first-graders, Ed’s case is awfully weak.

Cranky, that makes sense to me……….

Back again. Oh, good, we’ve returned to this situation from last Sunday. Is this still the same conversation with Rocky, or did he try to set the record again? Trick question; the answer is “NO ONE CARES!”

In the meantime, look, everyone! It’s Ed’s fellow bus driver and supposed girlfriend Mary, back for the second time since being hospitalized with PTSD after driving a senior class trip to Washington D.C. last April. She didn’t speak then, she didn’t speak in her two-panel appearance in a September strip, and she doesn’t speak today. Who says Batiuk can’t write women?

HAHAHAHA!!

Bus drivers are a$$holes!

Insert Kenny Bania. “That’s comedy gold, Jerry. Gold!”