Close to Home by John McPherson for February 17, 2024

(And Dad is seeing how many of your french fries he can keep you from eating and have for himself.)

waste of fries… use drinking straws!

It all depends on who’s fries you use.

No crinkle-cut fries!!

This contest deserves an official sounding name. I wonder how you spell French Fries in Latin.

Would you like your fries “dipped” in this special “sauce”?

What a waste of fries!

I’ll ketchup on this strip later.

You’re gonna put ketchup on them?

By this point he’ll be having the best dream of his life.

And now, I smell grease and potatoes!

Todays weird and funny word is: Absquatulate

And remember… enjoy all the words you want, they’re free.

Hmmmm! Dad is a deep sleeper! Lol

AHH-CHOOOOO

Or is that Andy Reid?;)

Gross! Poor dad?

Maybe someone should check for a pulse?

Has anyone seen A Fish Called Wanda? There’s a scene involving someone getting chips (AKA french fries) shoved up his nose.

I THINK HE’S DEAD!

mouth breather?

Booger fries

“That’s nice, boys; just don’t put those beans in your ears.”

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=kO8iZIVZmsU

Ha! Chip off the old block.

And, as a bonus… FRENCH FRY MUSTACHE!

Thanx to dad’s honker, small fries playing with French fries.

For special effect, dip them in cayenne pepper.

What a waste of french fries! I hope they were stale, at least.

Call Guinness.