Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 14, 2024

Which do you love more?

Hint: the answer is already evident. Don’t make it worse by saying anything.

You’re history, Bubba.

Oh, Dave!

Just protecting you Hips.

Well, you know, he didn’t want you putting on any more weight. It’s the thought that counts!

It’s the sediment that counts.

AND the coconut!!?

Followed by Last Rites day?

Youcan still use the box for keeping his love letters. Oh wait…

… and that kids, is why Dave’s ashes rest on the mantle, in a heart-shaped box.

The End

Chocolate and calorie free candy

I’ll get you a new full box tomorrow when they are on clearance

Maybe the cat would like the box, Dave!

It’s the thought that counts though, isn’t it? ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Better go out and buy another box; better still, take her out for a nice meal.

And, my name’s Sylvia!

My wife would probably just send me back up to the store.

I just wait a few days until the Valentine’s clearance comes around. Then I pick up some flowers and chocolate ;)

Dave ate the wrapper, too. Dave’s hardcore.

My sister and I used to fight over who got Mom’s candy chocolate box after the chocolates were gone. Yes, we were allowed to have one or two chocolates before that happened.

Roll out the sofa,

The rest of the day won’t be fun …!

Roll out the sofa,

Dave is as good as done …!

( ashes to ashes )

It’s the thought that counts, and he certainly thought about eating those chocolates!

So much for loving a man who has a good sense of humor!

I usually blame the dog, sometimes the ferret or the parrot

Even Forrest Gump didn’t eat them all.

See today’s Dennis the Menace.