Note the arrow/ups ratio. Looks about right. Next will be the clown who sells the ‘perfect pillow,’ and who has started a competitive run at Amazon and Temu. He’s a buddy of Buttercup, the ex-pres/criminal on trial, and all around bratwurst.
Our house is at the end of a 280 foot driveway. There is a hump at the end by the street and then it goes downhill from there. You can see our roof from the street. Additionally, our property is surrounded by water on three sides. There is only one way in and one way out. Porch pirates (and other thieves) are the least of our worries.
TStyle78 12 months ago
That’s what’s important. Hopefully the Porch Pirates don’t know about it.
bunky 12 months ago
A true sign of the times.
BearsDown Premium Member 12 months ago
Shiver me timbers!
sandpiper 12 months ago
Note the arrow/ups ratio. Looks about right. Next will be the clown who sells the ‘perfect pillow,’ and who has started a competitive run at Amazon and Temu. He’s a buddy of Buttercup, the ex-pres/criminal on trial, and all around bratwurst.
dflak 12 months ago
Our house is at the end of a 280 foot driveway. There is a hump at the end by the street and then it goes downhill from there. You can see our roof from the street. Additionally, our property is surrounded by water on three sides. There is only one way in and one way out. Porch pirates (and other thieves) are the least of our worries.
ladykat Premium Member 12 months ago
I’ll take it!
Teto85 Premium Member 12 months ago
And it looks like you can set up security cameras to catch the porch pirates in action.
walstib Premium Member 12 months ago
My DIL’s dream house!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 12 months ago
That is so 2024.
Alberta Oil 12 months ago
And a long driveway to discourage porch pirates.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
And even better selling point is they won’t have a problem with porch pirates.