The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 14, 2024

all of those people are already in hell

It’s just like home! I’m feeling sleepy already.

That’s taking to another level.

That is just plane wrong.

One time there were four dours.

Oh for crying out loud!

Where’s the open door plug? I’m outta here!

I don’t know – nice, wide aisle, what appears to be plenty of leg room, seats separated from each other. Doesn’t seem to be an airline from H**l.

There is actually something worse. Being forced to listen to one of Trump’s stump speeches.

At least it’s an aisle seat and not a middle one!

This isn’t Let’s Make a Deal.

I took a red-eye from Los Angeles to Atlanta with a baby that screamed for five hours.

Helll on earth with door#2. I don’t load anymore. Just rinse and stack on the counter!

The devel you say!

I’ve been through door number 1 a bunch (and it’s not just grandparents). I already do most of the dishes (my wife does most of the cooking), so that’s no biggie. And I’ve been through door number 3, but not as often. If only hell would be so easy.

At least there are no animal companions…

Hell is … being impatient with your ancestors, not listening to your spouse, and disliking the sound of children.

Funny. Partly in contrast, because hell will not be so interesting and comfy. And then there’s the old, never trust a devil’s deal aspect.

I tell my wife how to load the dishwasher. So that would be her room :P At least we’d be together

a bit ageist.

I bet the devil knows which of his many doors we will choose. You see, the devil is into details!

I don’t need to go to hell for that ride, I get woken up at least two or three times a night from BPH and arthritis.

“Go ahead, Satan! Give it your best shot! I can take it!” – not a quote from Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) in Big Trouble in Little China

That’s one happy Devil! lol

Where did the devil get all those babies? They’re born innocent.

Hopefully the emergency door will fall off, sucking him out of that hellhole.

That door is obviously mislabeled, it should say unrest.

Ahhh, big deal. It’s not like it will kill you.

Wahhh, isn’t nearly as their screech of fingernails on a black chalkboard.

No ear plugs. No door plugs either.

If you get tired enough then the babies crying becomes a minor background noise.

I can’t sleep on a plane even when it’s quiet.

Am I the only one wondering why there’s a plane full of babies in Hell?

he’s gonna have a helluva time getting any shuteye…