Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 14, 2024

I guess he gave it to her. I was looking at it as she ripped his heart out at first.

Cue up Playin’ With the Queen of Hearts.

I tore my heart out looking for a gift!

“The Queen of hearts is always your best bet”.

“I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it. Take another little piece of my heart now, baby (whoa, break it)” – Janis Joplin.

He ripped his heart out for her…he gets no respect from the Queen!

You’re tearing my heart out here!

You better up your game, Ace!

She should deck him.

“You’re aces in my book,” she said, as he shuffled off.

I had a serious girlfriend (or so I thought) give me an electric blanket for Christmas. I thought to myself that this was a sign that I was going to need it to keep warm at night. I went to sea and when I returned 3 months later she had disappeared.

So failing that, what’s his ace in the hole?

He’s an Ace Hole.

Lighten up! He could have just given her an “A” as a last minute gift…

It happens. Just got lost in the shuffle.

She wants his last minute club.

He got aced out.

Valentine’s Day cards.

Think fast: “You stole my heart, Babe”

He gave you his heart and you question him.

He needs an ace up his sleeve.

Next time listen to the King of Hearts when he gives you a warning.

Does the King know about this?

Aw come on, have a heart, will you!

Perhaps if he’d torn it out before he got to her place, and put it in an envelope . . .

Now yell Kali Ma!

With planning, he could have gotten her a diamond.

He is literally giving her his heart!

and here he thought that the queen of hearts was his best bet… ☺

Us aces rarely catch a break..