Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 16, 2024

And stay upwind.

“INCOMING!!!!!”

:-O

OMG- they’ve actually swapped places on the bench for a change!

Duck and cover won’t save you.

When he finally goes, I’m imagining Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” playing in the background.

Pffft. ONE bean burrito? That’s barely a breeze worth. Tell me when you’’be Had four or five — but tell me via text.

I hear the Telstar song!!!

Don’t sit by any open flames.

I love honest friends and thanks for the warning….I’m outside heeeeere! ☺️☺️❤️

Natural gas.

Run!

The Department of Energy added him to their map. At half a mile it’s all broken glass and car alarms.

Back in the day at college for breakfast, I had a cold slice of pizza, half a grapefruit, & washed it all down with a can of blackberry soda … I missed a couple of classes …!

( ah youth! )

Well, you two summed that up nicely!

Duck and cover.

Like the other side of the park! – - – - THERE SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!!

Tip: pressure cooking beans before you eat them, removes most of the gassiness.

gesundheit

my brother used to go out and drink beer and eat pickled eggs. his farts would peel paint

A man went into a bar and drank 8 pints of beer and ate 7 bags of peanuts. On his way home he pebble dashed a wall.