Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 24, 2024

Yeah. That’s what my therapist told me.

/s.

I’m sure that builds character.

“And now here is all of the bills.”

Also, by coincidence, it’s the percentage of my new yacht you’ll be covering.

When I joined the military, they had me take a personality test. A week later, I was ordered to take a different one. A week after that, they called me in to ask me who I was really working for and how I cheated on the tests. It seems both of them stated I didn’t have a personality.

Goal achieved! Now sit back and relax.

At least he’s not a chicken.

oh no, not another presidential candidate!

Which means you’re perfectly normal.

I got an 82 on my IQ test. That’s a passing grade, right?

Into the fryer you go!!!!!