Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 05, 2024

English depends on word order, and sometimes that makes things difficult to interpret. I do love the plural of ‘prosthesis,’ though.

Does that make it hard to hop?

The heel (sic) you say …!

( yeah, I’m obsessed )

Does the prostheses come preinstalled with the funny bone app, or is that only on the deluxe humerus model?

Birds of a feather flock together, and bunny says flock off, stop crowding me.

Or is this a symbiotic relationship, like those birds that pic the nits betwixt the gator’s teeth?

sounds painful!

The elbow disarticulation prosthetic device should be meant to train golfers in keeping their forward arm straight when swinging. Unfortunately, it is not. But I guess you can still be a swinger?

Hey, Herr Hare complained to the starlet Starlings. Leave those pellets alone. They’re mine and I was saving them for later. I can’t help it if you guys came back early and are quite peckish. You cowbirds, there — haven’t you a pasture somewhere?

Non-still life.

A pro’s theses versus that of an amateur.