Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 07, 2024

There’s gotta be a “tight fit” joke that’s also suitable for a family rated website, but offhand it eludes me.

Good luck

I have my sole mate. We even have the same shoe size (I’m a 9.5W).

Thom McAnn: if the shoe fits, wear it.

Clown shoes is all you’ll see wearing that getup.

She has never turned down a man’s offer to prove he has the "shoe’ size that’s a decent fit.

Some guys’ll probably just wear you out!!

But be sure to stay away from loafers.

The trouble is that a lot of women lie about their size. Shoe size that is.

Kind of a Mickey Mouse vib with that dress. She’s looking for Goofy?

“Regular Safety Shoes are so boring. But Sandals can be dangerous to wear sometimes. I’d settle for a man who wears Safety Sandals. Rowrrr!!

You’d think she’d be hoping for a few good “pumps”.

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” -Jack Handey

So much Pain just for Vanity .

Admit it. You want tight laces, a wide tongue, and a snug fit.

Verrry Punny !

And then there’s some men who fit in like a soft slipper and never leave. LOL

At least I know where I stand.

Women are like bras. Some are .supportive, some are decorative, and some are completely unnecessary

Eventually Evelyn developed a loving relationship with a pair of Crocs.

“Or at least tall enough I can keep wearing these heels.”

PERHAPS WITH A BIG TONGUE.

“No Sneakers, Loafers, or Flip-Flops!”

she squatched that one

Some you have to give the boot.

Bur you’ll probably get one that lace in bed and watches TV…

Forget the shoe, I think she’d like an odor eater.

If the shoe fits, it’s probably too expensive.

And don’t get me started on shoehorns…

My grandmother used to say “Men should be like shoes, In pairs, One to cook and one to clean. And every couple of years, get a new pair.”

Pimp Daddy buys my street walking clothes at Saks 5th Avenue and then complains that I don’t get any “dates”!

if he isn’t a decent fit you can just give him the boot…

You’ll need a firm pair of rubbers atop those shoes!

Tell ya what, John; that’s what a good marriage is like- your most comfortable, sturdy pair of dress shoes ( in the BEST way!).