The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for March 17, 2024

Where did Loretta get the “little red wagon”? Steal it from a neighbor’s kid??

So? You never knew? Felix-the-Cat has his “Bag of Tricks.” Women have their purses.

“Well, Prof. Schroedinger, you just HAD to look! Is the cat alive or dead?”

When my girlfriend asks me to get something from her purse I just bring the purse to her to get it. None of my business what goes on in there.

My husband still does that after 53 yrs.. Think the only time he goes in it if I am being admitted to the hospital…

I didn’t realize Leroy is kinky.

What’s in the purse—Gwyneth Paltrow’s head?

Never touch my purse. I would never find anything again, and I carry a quite small purse. It’s kind of like a clown car.

Love the lockhorns

Wow………….

Haha! (＾▽＾)