Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 22, 2024

Whatever you do, NOT THE PUMPKIN SPICE PILL!

What does the Pumpkin Spice Pill do?

It allows you to keep all types of guns.

The Pumpkin Spice Pill takes you to a Starbucks in Orange, New Jersey, in 2003.

“One pill makes you larger…..and one pill makes you small’ and the pumpkin spice mother gives you, won’t do anything at all….. Go ask Ralph, when he’s ten feet tall…..”

Ya got any gummys?

And THAT… is what that pink pill that says “Pepto Bismol” is for?

…or all three…

What to choose, what to choose – I think I’ll take the blue pill.

I’ll take the red pill

Do you have a turquoise pill?

Umm, nope, just nope.

The red one counteracts the pumpkin spice…so go for it

I love pumpkin pie, hate pumpkin spiced anything other than pie.

But will any of them make him a better actor?

A little blue pill joke? Isn’t that too risque for Go Comics? Guess not. Hard up for humor this AM?

Take the pumpkin spice pill and avoid both worlds and live in bliss.

A little blue pill joke? Must have been hard up for humor.

Which one is ‘diet’? I don’t need all the sugar in a regular pill.

Whoa

Neo already looks like he has already taken the red pill based on his attire, maybe it is time to try something different

… and I thought it was all over with, arrrgh …!

( until now )

I would opt for door number three, if there were any doors.

Mister potato head gets a body.

Needle pokes phobia … “You’re not going to stick that thing in me,” she said.

Enough with the PS, already.

EeNeo, meeNeo, miNeo, moe.

Deja vu. :)

You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. You take the pumpkin spice pill-you go home to eternal fall and lattes.

Kinda late, Dave…(or are you prepping us for next season already??)

You found a way to make a pill capsule taste terrible!!

Pass