Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 28, 2024

Good thing I have my own supply of rainwater then!

Maybe people will now drink what I do—white zinfandel. It hydrates better than water.

Here’s how to respond Agnes: “I was afraid they were going to do that.”

Is that a snowchicken? Or just my worst nightmare?

and guess what? some get it from suckling too

Well, they do add fluoride to our water, which is a toxin used to poison rats. It causes neurological problems that interfere with memory and delays learning. A great way to keep the masses dumbed down and controlled.

I’m afraid that Trout’s mom could be correct. That would explain a lot of things.

She’s got a ways to go before she can match Calvin’s snow sculpting skills.

From Dr. Strangelove:

Gen. Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Gp Capt. Mandrake: Well, I can’t say I have, Jack.

Gen. Ripper: Vodka, that’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water?

Gp Capt. Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that’s what they drink, Jack, yes.

Gen. Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

Gp Capt. Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can’t quite see what you’re getting at, Jack.

Gen. Ripper: Water, that’s what I’m getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth’s surface is water. Why do you realize that 70% of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water – to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Are you beginning to understand?

Gp Capt. Mandrake: [nervously] Yes.

Gen. Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol?

Gp Capt. Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.Gen. Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water?

Gp Capt. Mandrake: Jack, yes, I have heard of that, Jack. Yes.

Gen. Ripper: Well, do you know what it is?

Gp Capt. Mandrake: No, I don’t know what it is.

Gen. Ripper: Do you realise that fluoridation – is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

When your dead you don’t know your dead but everyone else does. It’s the same with stupid!

Well then, Trout’s Mom should stop drinking it immediately! ☺

food for thought when you have nothing else to think about………..

Trout’s mom seems to be a republican but I didn’t think they got that much snow in Alabama

At least I now make sense.

If they added some caffein, it would save a lot of people a lot of time

Trout’s mom used to date Jack D. Ripper.

shes talking about CoolAid

Must be out on a day pass.

This explains SO much!

we get our drinking supply from a well, so there has to be another explanation for my stoopid… ☺

Totally agree with Agnes.