Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 23, 2024

One time I had $2 million.

One time I had $55 million. How can a creature that doesn’t exist contribute to an economy?

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Somehow I think it is the gullible who contribute to the Scottish economy. Nessy simply continues to hide in the lake.

What does the Loch Ness monster eat? ~ ~ Fish and Ships

Speaking of doorbells ~ ~ ~ ~ and this may sound alien to you ~ ~

Paddy rings his new girlfriend’s doorbell, holding a big bunch of flowers.

She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.

She lies back on the couch, pulls up her skirt, rips her knickers off and says “This is for the flowers.”

“Don’t be silly,” says Paddy… “You must have a vase Somewhere!”

Well, isn’t that just ducky? LOL!

Apart from their bills, those “ducks” look like geese

I think Nessie is being over-taxed.

And the monster doesn’t even have to work to contribute, she just has to be there.

I photographed a Trump rally and won second prize for “weirdest alien activity”

The duck fashion show is quite possibly the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

I think Nessie needs to get her spending under control.

Here’s my explanation for the Loch Ness Monster. A long, long time ago, some crazy, drunk Norsemen hauled a competitor’s long boat into that lake as a lark. Unfortunately, the craft sank but in years to come, a warm currently would cause it surface for a brief period. If you suscribe to that sea story, I’ve got an old but reliable bridge I’m willing to sell for a fair price! Josh Gates, eat your heart out!

They must be quackers to host such a fashion show for those fowl birds.

Nestles is trying to get an endorsement/mascot for Ness Cafe.

wondered, because i don’t don’t know, which word is better above: Scotch or Scottish.

Many moons ago, I camped at Loch Ness. Talked to some of the watchers. They must spend 54 Million on camera equipment alone. Hey, in 1938 they caught a Coelecanth(sic) which was extinct for millions of years, supposedly.

I can’t find who won that camera contest, but it looks like some people posed in those generic alien suits

The Lochness Monster should be contributing at least tree fiddy million to the economy.

Hence, why the Loch Ness Monster “exists.”

I had a travel coffee mug matching the one Nessie is drinking, nearly cried when I broke it. Guess I just have to go back! Now I have a feral named Nessie who is fianally warming up to me enough not to run and hide when I feed them.

How did the Loch Ness monster get that much money? Was it all inherited or is Nessie just that shrewd of an investor…?

There was mention of a Nessie sighting on the Telly in Jack’s pub in yesterday’s Andy Capp. Word gets around on GoComics. BION.

Don’t know how the Pied Piper is related to ducks.

The Loch Ness monster contributes through tourism.