Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 24, 2024

A dentists nightmare!

Some people fear the dentist, Lio wants the dentist to fear him.

Try Jujyfruits, make the dentist work at prying your teeth apart.

Look dad, no teeth.

The worst part of it is that the dentist is Eva’s father.

He may end up going to that dentist from Little shop of Horrors.

“Please wait to be called”…and wait and wait…

Dental hygienists should be sent to countries to require terrorists to have teeth cleanings.

This reminds me of the old Stephen Wright joke. About the guy who had the hots for his dental hygienist so he ate a bag of Oreo cookies right before his appointment.

Oreos work too

This may be a choice that backfires on Lio.

What will this kid think of next? LOL

This if almost the same as the old Steven Wright bit.

He said he liked his oral hygienist because she was really pretty. Before his appointment, he’d eat a whole bag of Oreo’s.

Similar to what I remember about a George Carlin skit on going to the dentist. Can’t find it on youtube, though.

Just then the dentist breaks out the whirling steel brush, with a smile.

ah yes. no words comic.

Better licorice or Oreos than what I did. I had a horrible toothache and had been drinking straight Jack. Had my sister drive me to the dentist, I sure he got a contact drunk.

The smell of aniseed is hard to disguise though.