Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 01, 2024

What is this—a scene from the movie GREMLINS??

She making computer chips, may go good with motherboard sauce!

Funny things happen when you nuke someone’s Banana.

Did she take his advice? Was she really that desperate?

Do not try this at home.

Where are the flames?

NERWIN…..i hear broom hilda screaming….

I’d tell Broomie to reboot the computer but I’m afraid of how hard she’d kick it.

IDE skip it too….she should know better….

Dumb.

Oh, no!

Lesson learned, never take advise from a troll. Especially from one named ‘Irwin’.

You have to clean out your “History”, Broomie!

Do you take every suggestion literally?

That being said, just about every appliance store has both laptops and microwaves on SALE now.

And now we have a 2fer, that’ll take out the microwave too.

My idiot husband once dropped his waterproof cell phone in the pool. He put it in the microwave to dry out. You could hear the circuits frying. I’m surprised the battery didn’t explode.

The guys at the phone store were in hysterics about it. I was not, as I am still paying for his new one.

Three seconds in the microwave, will nuke a cell phone or a pager.

I hope no reader actually tries this, but long ago I gave up on underestimating the stupidity of some people!