The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 19, 2024

shocking!

No erectile dysfunction there!!!

I like the Kids signs in the back of the classroom!

Touchy, Feely. will make the girls squeely.

She’s not squidding with that man’o’warning.

This reminds me of something that happened when I was in 10th grade. We had a new student in class (biology) who moved to Oregon from California (he looked like a surfer) and he sat in the seat next to me. As luck would have it, that happened to be the day that we were all supposed to each read a short paragraph out of our biology book out loud to the class. The chapter was about octopus.

I read my paragraph and then it was his turn to continue with the reading. When he read his section, he read the word tentacles as (you-know-what). Our teacher stopped him from reading any further and told me to quietly let him know his mistake and what the difference was. Funny!

A life’s lesson about “Current” events!

Derrick’s claiming it was an accident, because he didn’t do it on porpoise.

lol

Know your A B Seas

Mrs. Squidface also had a problem with the seahorse kids in her class because they were always seahorsing around.

From then on they were anemones

He must be having a fit.

The teacher seems Humboldt by the experience.

That electric eel is one hot number!

It’s also a good idea to avoid (not touch or get touched by) the jellyfish’s tentacles – unless you want to get stung.

I had a bad eeling about this.

Love stricken Derick was thinking it’s aMoray.

Gadzooks it’s a duodeviginti pedibus.

Jellyfish in a jam.

Jell-E-D.

The teacher has plenty of ink, but nobody brought their notepads.

Maybe Derrick should have kept his tentacles to himself, but he got a real charge out of how things turned out.