Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 17, 2024

make that a pitchfork

And he’s thinking, “Well, fork you too!”

That’s funny and sad.

Would he be doing Hard Tine’s

The gray bar hotel.

Swill that wine, chug that ale

Aunty gets a little drunk

And imagines him in jail —

But Old Man Walter, he just keeps trollin’ along …

Two song references here: Ya gotta get a little dirt on your hands / Elderly man river

… and sometimes I turn the fork and pretend-stab him."

Who’s to say who is the one looking out from behind the bars? ☺

The fat cow Aunty must eat hay with that over sized fork. Golly, don’t argue with her. Get stobbed to death.

At least she did not stick him with it……….yet!!!!!

Aunty, does he get 3 hots and a cot?

Good tip.

Aunty, someone needs to stick a fork in you, cause you’re done.

Were it so, he might enjoy the vacation.

I bet Melania does that regularly.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day all y’all!

Whatever floats your boat, Aunty.

That’s a BIG fork