Strange Brew by John Deering for February 21, 2024

If it’s made by Acme it will never catch a roadrunner.

A spoonful of our favored crunchy pb causes the same verbal difficulties.

They’ve all gone crackers …

He said it like it is! Or maybe he did?

Weird how ‘manager’ is the only word spelled/pronounced as it should.

Years ago the US government dispensed a lot of free food for poor folks. There were complaints about the “government” peanut butter. The complaints centered around the fact that it was tenacious and would stick to the inside of one’s mouth. As a result, the product was tested and found to be of a very high order of quality; the exceptionally high protein level was the problem, along with, I think, the absence of the usual additives such as sugar and diglycerides. (The protein absorbed saliva — a property of protein in general — which made the peanut butter more difficult to swallow.)

But National Peanut Butter Day was back on January 24.

lmao

Meanwhile at the Welches board meeting , a new advertising collaboration was billed as a marriage made in heaven. Arnolds in joining with the theme of the grateful bread

Arachibutyrophobia is fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth, so thanks for that.

Peanut butter is my nemesis. I like the stuff and it is the main reason why I survived my childhood. I never stopped to do the math, but I must have consumed tens of thousands of PB&J sandwiches while I was in grade school.

However, I have found that if I eat peanut butter today, I gain weight. I eat enough peanuts in a week to make a good snack for an elephant and they do not have the same effect. There is something else in peanut butter that acts like a catalyst to shut down my metabolism.

Fortunately, it’s short-lived. If I ate a PB&J today, I’ll have an extra pound or two tomorrow. It goes away in a couple of days.

Mouse trap bait…….

Mr. Ed?

It sticks to srooof of my mooth!

You’ve been eating too much peanut butter.

Eating the profits again

Be there in a Jiffy!

No Aaron Burr references yet?

Thanks to a cancellation, they were able to sandwich him in.

Gwuuoold WOnn!

…and it comes out even better on ritz crackers!

got milk?

Nife mouf feel.

I’ve seen a video of a dog eating a big glob of pb. What a riot!!!!