1 and Done by Eric Scott for February 16, 2024

“. . . when thou MAKEST. . .”

Geez, you’d think the Son of Gourd would speak better Early Modern English!!

I thought he was trying to teach them the Wave.

Or if you’re leading a chorus of Y-M-C-A.

I have it on good authority that rugby is the game they play in heaven.

Blessed are those who follow the ways and plays of the Lord and do not get accolades in this life for they shall have victory and recognition in heaven.

“Drop kick me Jesus, through the goal posts of Life.”

That’s the problem with a static medium. You can’t tell He’s not actually sitting, but doing the Funky Chicken with His legs.

…and don’t forget that little victory jig

Jesus telling a fish story……

Jesus instructs the first NFL Refs.

Since enshrined at Notre Dame:

https://drivinvibin.COM/2022/12/08/touchdown-jesus/

Unfortunately, that being before the invention of deodorant, the members of the audience suddenly thought of other places they had to be.

Ha! Always wondered where that came from. Reckon I missed that Bible study class.

psffft!