Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 24, 2024

On Rose is Rose they use little green skulls for garlic breath.

Ol’ buzzard beak has a love life?

Since when did Gaylord ever have a “love life”??

Garlic (breath) can keep away both friend and foe.

Garlic will also ward off vampires.

But it is good for your love of life.

“It’s not great for your love life.”

That had already been stated: “It’s preventative.”

It prevents gonorrhea.

Especially if you are a vampire.

Right. Like Broom Hilda HAS a love life!

I know a man that eats a lot of garlic. I have to keep my distance when he talks.

Try driving toward Gilroy, California, and you can smell the garlic miles before you actually get to the city. It declares itself the garlic capitol of the world, and having driven pass there, I believe it.

Is Broomy part Italian? LOL

At least Broomie is alive to love.

""Hhhello, hhhoney…"

(˘o˘) ≈≈≈ ☠☣☠☣☠ ᔑ(+ ̯ +)ᔐ

What love life?

If you both love garlic, it’s not a problem.

Gaylord have a love life? Don’t make me laugh, and you did.

a rodent of unusual size, they must live by The Princess Bride

Why worry about what you don’t have.

I thought Clive was a friend???

Garlic lovers attract each other. Much to their relief.

I don’t think many guys would date a green girl, whether she does or does not smell like garlic.

I once had a freind who started feeding his daughter a lot of garlic once she reached puberty. It didn’t work.