Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 15, 2024

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    witty!!!? ….. someone calls Laura! and hurry up!

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    He couldn’t box his way out of a paper bag!!!

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    Macushlalondra  4 months ago

    Yeah! Sock him one in the nose!

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Retorts like…“And so’s your old man!”

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    snsurone76  4 months ago

    Adam, you’re no help at all!!

    Clay, go ask your mother to talk to the school principal and/or the school board. Ask her to demand a “no tolerance” policy against bullying. I wish there was such a policy around when I went to school!

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    pschearer Premium Member 4 months ago

    I wonder how Adam pronounced forte.

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    rbrt6956  4 months ago

    Unfortunately, on the school grounds, a witty retort only gets you a punch in the nose by a bully.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    I named my baseball bat “Witty Retort”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    I wonder why he even brought it up,,,,,,,,.

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    jango  4 months ago

    Sounds like Clayton will be getting a Swirlie added to the Wedgie

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Yeah, you tell him how you handled bullies, and wound up with your underwear over your head.

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    well-i-never  4 months ago

    They rarely work for Calvin. Hobbes gets away with murder though.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Witty retorts were what got me bullied. :(

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    mrwiskers  4 months ago

    I have witnessed a successful approach that stopped the 2 bullies in my classroom, cold. I empowered their victims instead of trying to change the bad behavior.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Enroll Clayton in Taekwondo,worked for my son.

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    eb110americana  4 months ago

    With a nose that size, I’d imagine Adam would opt for a different challenge.

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