Close to Home by John McPherson for March 09, 2024

old Mac Donald had an exam…

Mac Donald should just go back to his farm.

No gray hair? That must be Middle Aged MacDonald.

Specialized eye chart for different careers…

This is not a good Eye Chart. Old MacDonald has it memorized.

Hi, Bleeb. Better luck next week.

It would be more fun if the next three lines read “duck, duck, goose”

This is one of those that somehow seems a lot funnier than my rational brain says it should be.

Very good, MacDonald. Now read the next line.

That ain’t how you spell “FARM”!!

HA! Green Plaid Alert! Everybody do a shot!

It’s Shnapps Bomb Saturday!

And a 20/20 here and a 20/20 there, here at 20 there are 20 everywhere a 2020 ….

The chart includes a reference to the Doc, quack

I C AOK.

After this, he had a quarter pounder with a side of fries and a shamrock shake.