Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 04, 2024

Those look more like Vandals to me.

Shouldn’t at least some of the VisionGoths be wearing glasses?

They weren’t very visionary.

I see what you did there!

What about the Ostrichgoths?

Mainly because so few people knew how to read back then.

Aren’t they the ones who believed in “An eye for an eye”?

They are not given credit due for their contribution to optometry.

They soon splintered into another group called the lenscraftergoths

Ah! Ye olde aye chart!

They want everyone to appreciate their quality plundering.

They were advised not to sack Rome. But obviously they didn’t listen.

Hindsight is 20/20

It was quite the spectacle.

Sorry, I’m not getting this one.

Dang Dave…you’re one weird puppy! Thanks! I’ll be laughing all day!

They took eyecare seriously.

When they reached Rome, they attacked the Holy See.

The worst part was when they dilated pupils.

Face a different direction and say E, It’s always good for a laugh

vision care is critical when you’re trying to avoid being beheaded

However the visagoths still guard many borders around the world.

So that’s where they got the euro symbol.

In a century the Vikings will rune them.

They were pivotal in the histories of the English, the Scots, and the Iris.

I’ll bet the Romans never saw the coming.