I worked with a lady that was going through a divorce. She won a lotto during the separation period. The lotto paid her 50,000+/- once a year. Her husband made no claims on the prize.
She would spend all her prize money in a few weeks. I think that was a clue why the divorce happened.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 11 months ago
Your “refusal” to wait cost you a “pile” of “filthy” riches.
Imagine 11 months ago
You still made the right choice.
Superfrog 11 months ago
Which saved her the trouble of dumping you.
The Tooninator creator 11 months ago
laughed out loud at this one, Mike!
Crumb creator 11 months ago
I REALLY hate it when that happens.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
Very funny. Plus I love that there is both a verbal dump and a visual example.
Zykoic 11 months ago
I worked with a lady that was going through a divorce. She won a lotto during the separation period. The lotto paid her 50,000+/- once a year. Her husband made no claims on the prize.
She would spend all her prize money in a few weeks. I think that was a clue why the divorce happened.
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
All she said was that on the day he dumped her she felt like she had won the lottery.
Kilrwat Premium Member 11 months ago
The cartoon is funny, but sanitation workers have a dirty, dangerous, thankless job and they definitely are NOT losers!
saylorgirl 11 months ago
He absolutely looks green with envy!
nancyb creator 11 months ago
That actually happened, and I can’t print the woman’s actual quote here. The cartoon is great.
pat sandy creator 11 months ago
perfect timing…
Egrayjames 11 months ago
Co-worker replies: “Sounds like she was on a winning streak! Can I have her number?”
Dobie Premium Member 11 months ago
Okay… now that’s funny!
LAAAA-HOOOO
ZAAAA-HERRR!
Doug K 11 months ago
While she may have literally won the lottery, he may have figuratively “won the lottery” – and figuratively “dodging a bullet”.
djtenltd 11 months ago
@Kilrwat- Great point and SHH! Don’t let Donald Trump hear you say that!! LOL!!
luca.debus creator 11 months ago
Karma hits again!
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Sounds like she won twice. :)
Buoy 11 months ago
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’
The Little River Band
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=u63CjV9xToY
cuzinron47 11 months ago
She found a way to ease the pain.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
Now you’re on your way to the dump.
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
What? It’s National Loser Day? Why didn’t I hear about this? I feel like such a… such a…