Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 15, 2024

Who cares about tomorrow.

“When he promised me a trip to the Emerald Isle, I thought he meant “jewelry aisle.”

Or just another busboy at a burger king.

I think the meat in this burger is looking a little green.

Doncha’ think that being the CEO of one of the fast food franchises pays well?

Mixing Shamrock Shakes at McD’s! Manager at the Vulcan Vegan, etc. etc…

Rory O’Hara’s sounds like great restaurant name…

[incredibly nsfw] Did you hear the joke about the leprechaun who made love to a centaur? His friends put him up to it!

What’s the beef?

Looks small but mighty, though!

She’s not buying his “It’s magically delicious” line.

“….King of Burgers, and No, I don’t want fries with that!”

Rory relived his glory days playing ND Football by continuing to wear a chinstrap in the form of an ugly beard. RORY! RORY! RORY!

Relish the time you have.

Is that a lateral move or a move back up?

Oh Aye , The Gift of the Balrney is not always a good thing!

All leprechauns are Fairies and Male. I don’t make the rules I just re-distribute them.