Kliban by B. Kliban for March 08, 2024

The problem these days is ’People Against People"…

For against people.

♫ People ♪

♪ People who hate people ♫

The word with the imaginary letter that Dr Seuss edited out of “On Beyond Zebra.”

“I don’t care what you have to say, it makes no difference anyway, whatever it is – I’m against it! No matter what it is or who commenced it – I’m against it!” – Groucho Marx

Gee he certainly was ahead of his time! ! That looks like today’s protests!

I see Congress is in session.

Well, that sums up the US election campaign.

The Land of Inertia, home to the towns of Bootless Errand and Red Herringsville — where every point is moot, no one gives a hoot, and where everyone, eventually, gets the boot.

I’d think that the same people who are for “against” would also be against “for.” The two groups ought to be able to find common ground and unite against the ones who are for “for” and against “against.” Or isn’t that the Amurrican way in the 21st century?

And they both hate the Judean People’s Front!

Where are the people that don’t give a sh$t?