FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 16, 2024

You don’t have to wear ugly rental shoes 10,000 people have worn before you to play a video game, Roger.

Jason likely couldn’t even lift a real bowling ball. he often shows his cluelessness about things.

The wife installed a Wii game in the spare room for the grandkids when they were young. One day, wife was away and no grandkids that day, I grabbed a paddle and tried ping-pong against the machine. Two hours later the wife walks in and tells me that the room smells like a gym, open some windows and take a shower, please.

It was a work-out!

It’s bowling, Jason.

Gonna have to find my old Elf Bowling software and see if it still loads.

I loved going bowling and having a fun time even though I am a horrible bowler but I can’t do it anymore, like a lot of other things I can’t do anymore, because of my shoulders and my legs. When me and the jerk ex were still married and happy, mostly happy I guess, we would go bowling on our anniversary and then go to a nice restaurant for dinner.

The first (and so far, the only) time I played video bowling with my wife and kids, I scored 300. So I decided to retire from the game, at my peak.