Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 28, 2024

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    PraiseofFolly  9 months ago

    The Serta Sisters began their cult based on Numerological signs found in Walt Whitman’s ‘Leaves Of Grass.’ Their idols were Franklin, Gauss and Volta, and later Tesla. At their gatherings they sang “The Body Electric.” The cult faded after their deaths by lightning strike. They are interred in Beauty Rest Gardens.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  9 months ago

    I’ll girdle myself for the task at hand.

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    Well then, step on it.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago

    And sometimes, if you didn’t set up a restore point, you have to start all over because you can’t go back.

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    Slowly, he turned...  9 months ago

    That’s approximately right, but who is counting?

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    The Old Wolf  9 months ago

    Who’s the first to conquer living space? Castro Convertibles!

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    charles9156  9 months ago

    its leap year!

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    *Hot Rod*  9 months ago

    Bed head is a water bed or springs and mattress head.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  9 months ago

    Mattress Queens.

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    Linguist  9 months ago

    Millicent Metwick and hotel maid Martha are pictured in court with the mattress showing proof of Mr. Metwick’s numerous infidelities.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    That would be me. I’m always hurled back to square one when I’m doing a project. Nothing seems to go to plan and I’m always starting over and over! I feel I like I’m on a virtual merry-go-round….stop the world, I want to get OFF!

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    lemonbaskt  9 months ago

    they think they can get away with robbing a hotel room mattress stick with the towels

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    coltish1.  9 months ago

    Zeno, don’t fail me now!!

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Mississippi Last Half-Step

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    Howard'sMyHero  9 months ago

    Tufted, yet tough …!

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member 9 months ago

    Looks like a complicated math problem.

    (Over to you @Mad-ge Dish Soap)

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    davewhamond creator 9 months ago

    Math Mattress! (try saying that 10 times really fast)

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    charles9156  9 months ago

    nice dresses ladies!

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    davidob  9 months ago

    Still sounds like a step by step process. Take a hike.

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    6turtle9  9 months ago

    Life is certainly a dance, whether it is the horizontal mambo or the square dance DOE-SI-DOE. A little give and take, recoil, spring! Now you’ve got it! Sashay Sashay! Such a pretty pink head….

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    The Tooninator creator 9 months ago

    I would love to know the story behind this photo!

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    david.reichert  9 months ago

    You gotta love a girl that brings her own mattress. And a friend.

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    Howard'sMyHero  9 months ago

    C’MON ”T” … take the LEAP …!

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    Ham Khan creator 9 months ago

    Beautiful

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