JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 13, 2024

Wow, Sweet talking Captain Yolanda Ruiz?

Considering the embarrassing number of high-profile prisoner escapes in and near Philly in recent months, it won’t surprise me if we see the Bodine Twins again soon.

The sound of gunfire and banjos is the song of my people.

She’s almost – smiling?!

Let’s see… Bodine(1) was around for months/years and you couldn’t find him. Bodine(1) & (2) tricked the police so that Bodine(1) could move around openly by being viewed as Bodine(2). They pulled off a massive fraud/theft under the noses of police in two states with no one the wiser. The police didn’t catch them, a dog did.

Crunchy promising the police will catch them if they escape sounds a bit shaky to me.

Just like the way they couldn’t stop a heist that they knew was going to happen??

I had wondered what it was that brought them together in the first place…

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t get any ideas, Ruiz. You two gotta keep your relationship strictly professional.

I don’t know if a switcheroo memorabilia theft counts as “dangerous”….

I’m reminded of Arctic explorer Elisha Kent Kane, who brought the woman who he may or may not have legally married, to his family’s mausoleum. “Here, Margaret” he said, “will be YOUR last resting place”. So romantic! (Eye roll).

He is buried in the family tomb, but she failed to impress his family, or even convince them that their marriage was legal. She is buried elsewhere.

If they had a kid,it would be born scowling and with a serious squint

He can be confident because Mortimer is on their side.

they should make a show about this strip, and I will say it again it is the best strip going

Why even bring that possibility up?

She really loves him.