Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 15, 2024

I never herd of such a thing.

How do you measure tape?

And these “things” growing out of our heads would make great weapons!

How very “Farside”

The myth of Orion springs to mind.

Soooo, now that we all know for sure…can we all just MOOOOOOVE on?

But it is fun giving them rides.

Bill, you forgot that we move a lot slower than them.

Someone said Bill hit the bull’s-eye.

They are spreading a bunch of manure in this meeting in the mess hall.

Now meeting is adjourned as it is pasture bed time!

Border Collies rule

Anything that kills yapping dogs is all right in my book!

That’s not a yard stick; it’s a field stick.

He may be smaller, but his teeth are sharper.

…and all this time we thought that the yappy thing looked shorter because it was moving so fast.

and you have horns!

They’ve obviously never been up against a chihuahua,

They just don’t know they are yappy little things.

He’s Holstein a seminar inside ‘cause it’s Friesian out.

The dog will come and take away their tape measure. They will be stuck with their original beliefs.

wow, he’s really having a cow about it…

I saw this one coming.