Cue up John Anderson’s I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal.
If only Superman was there to squeeze him into a diamond!
Diamond. The Early Days.
But look at all those Christmas Stockings he gets put into. How many diamonds get to do that?
I’ve always thought diamonds were too boring. I prefer the more colorful gems such as ruby, emerald, and sapphire.
Even many/most actual gemstones don’t become real jewels until they are cut and polished – and put in a nice setting.
I love diamonds.
Ernie: “Diamond in the Ruff!”
that’s Diamond Jim Broody.
Diamond Dave
Baah! You guys are the same as me, except now you’re just crystallized carbon with your atoms all stacked neatly!
I prefer coloured gems to diamonds.
You left out “I Guess!”
Are we again trotting out that tired, old (allo)trope?
Don’t feel so pressured! There’s another job for you! Warming homes and businesses!
FYI- burning Coal is warm but dirty. Not used as much as during the WWII era.
The coal better hurry, the Ides of March is nigh …!
A day for Jewel the singer. Cool.
So, the lump of coal has a pressing appointment, eh?
For some reason this comic makes me want to go fly a kite!
Pace yourself.
I thought they were kites!
But look at their carbon footprint!
if the coal becomes a diamond does that make it trans-gem-der?
Just a diamond in the rough.
oldpine52 12 months ago
Cue up John Anderson’s I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 12 months ago
If only Superman was there to squeeze him into a diamond!
Imagine 12 months ago
Diamond. The Early Days.
eromlig 12 months ago
But look at all those Christmas Stockings he gets put into. How many diamonds get to do that?
Sue Ellen 12 months ago
I’ve always thought diamonds were too boring. I prefer the more colorful gems such as ruby, emerald, and sapphire.
Doug K 12 months ago
Even many/most actual gemstones don’t become real jewels until they are cut and polished – and put in a nice setting.
saylorgirl 12 months ago
I love diamonds.
backyardcowboy 12 months ago
Ernie: “Diamond in the Ruff!”
nancyb creator 12 months ago
that’s Diamond Jim Broody.
miztrniceguy 12 months ago
Diamond Dave
Dobie Premium Member 12 months ago
Baah! You guys are the same as me, except now you’re just crystallized carbon with your atoms all stacked neatly!
ladykat Premium Member 12 months ago
I prefer coloured gems to diamonds.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 12 months ago
You left out “I Guess!”
Stocky One 12 months ago
Are we again trotting out that tired, old (allo)trope?
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Don’t feel so pressured! There’s another job for you! Warming homes and businesses!
FYI- burning Coal is warm but dirty. Not used as much as during the WWII era.
Howard'sMyHero 12 months ago
The coal better hurry, the Ides of March is nigh …!
AndromedaMike 12 months ago
A day for Jewel the singer. Cool.
RonBerg13 Premium Member 12 months ago
So, the lump of coal has a pressing appointment, eh?
tlmatcsc 12 months ago
For some reason this comic makes me want to go fly a kite!
goboboyd 12 months ago
Pace yourself.
markkahler52 12 months ago
I thought they were kites!
Digital Frog 12 months ago
But look at their carbon footprint!
dbrucepm 12 months ago
if the coal becomes a diamond does that make it trans-gem-der?
Shikamoo Premium Member 12 months ago
Just a diamond in the rough.