Close to Home by John McPherson for March 15, 2024

That dentist really sucks!

A bug fell into my water bottle last night!

Just don’t let it go into “reverse” before you put it back in her mouth.

Stay down low there bleeb

sweat

Sell it to a baseball player.

Barb is impressed…

It’s okay… as long as it’s a bug sucker-upper, you’re fine. The time to worry is when it becomes full… and with a flip of a switch, it’s a bug launcher!

Ok, Bleeb. Now just move over to the chair’s footrest . . .

Next, the dentist will be sucking up all those flies on her dress.

It’s also for squirting dental patients for a gag!

I had a dentist who was so funny! He handed me a doorbell on a block of wood and said if I feel a pain, press the button….LOL☺️

Does that assistant get an employee discount? ’Cause her teeth could sure use some help.

You’re really freaking the patient out.

Why does he have a suction thingy and a spit sink?

Ha! I may have to borrow that sound effect.

I found this way too funny!

The fine art of Dentistry

Nice. That should be reassuring to her: If if does such a great job sucking up flies, it should do a great job sucking up stuff in her mouth.

You’re really starting to bug the patient.

That’s hilarious. I can see this comic hanging on the wall of every dentist office in the country.

Great stress reliever ! hilarious!

This is his first time working on a love doll.

And here I thought that’s what the patient’s open mouth was for.

I have to admit, I have used my vacuum to ‘catch’ flies. Works great and no mess after using a swatter.

Glad I saw this after my dentist visit.

Fly-by-Night Dentistry, a medical corporation that sucks.

I use a dustbuster to suck up fruit flies. Very satisfying (for me).

Or get a pet frog