Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 12, 2024

Shouldn’t the chair have another leg? Maybe that’s part of the test.

Want “Tibet” if he passes?

So what happens if he fails? If it’s not that bad, something I can live with and not too painful, then I would refuse to take the test. At a certain point, even if one’s mortality was involved, I would consider refusing the test. I would write on the paper what I want on my headstone/urn or whatever…, That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

If he fails, he has to start at the bottom again.

If only the tests were that simple.

Potentially almost anything in your life is or could be a test.

This is just the written part. You also have to walk on rice paper.

I came to watch the song & dance. Comics are good, too. Enjoy the show. It’s got everything you could imagine, & things you’d rather not.

Do I get a snack?

… more like he has another 40 years to complete his test.

He got an A- because he forgot what enlighten meant.

He’s hoping you have the answers.

The worst part is that it is pass/fail and no second chances.

“You have one lifetime to complete this test.”