The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 13, 2024

The difference is those seven sacks of money and four stacks of dollars.

And the walls go up to the ceiling. Brutus doesn’t even decorate his cubicle with money bags.

Call it an office Brutus, who cares! (never work in an office!)

The skinflint doesn’t care what you call the workspace, as long as you do the work.

400 sq ft? That’s one BIG office, about the size of an average 2 car garage.

Brutus got a promotion from Broom Closet?

Executive washroom.

I had heard that the DOW and S&P 500 were way up. Now, I know. The Boss has his “dividends” on full display!

And 7 bags of money.

Just call it an office. Or your castle. Whatever you want. Out of his ear shot of course

Your cubicle is a starter kit office Brutus, think positive.

Bet you don’t have a trap door like his, B. Aaaa!

That’s probably about the only real difference. While cubicles can be personalized too like offices, one can walk about in a office whereas one can barely stand in a cubicle.

and a door

give or take a few feet…

That is one opulently offensive office.

That’s about the size of a putt putt course.

And about 1 Billion a year difference in pay. Give or take a few millions. If Brutus and Mr. V. were compared in salary to a step ladder, Mr. V. would be standing on top and Brutus under the carpet.

Those obstacles to his Golf game could be called, not “Bunkers”, but “Bankers”…

(≖_ʖ ≖)

Cubicle schmubicle . It’s a cell Brutus .

He neglected to mention the door.

…and windows, bigger salary, privacy….

Well, he’s honest about it…………

And the trap door that drops one into a lagoon filled with laser-equipped sharks. (push)

I’d like to see Brutus’ cubicle!

Call it an office, you got a promotion but no raise!

If you have a view, you can get inspired.

good point

Actually his cubicle is more like a pet carrier..

The size of someone’s office is inversely proportional to the amount of work the person does.

brutus is not asking the right questions… ☺

I used to have a cubicle to work in. I found it very efficient. If I hadn’t spent the majority of my time out of the office, I might have been unhappy with it. Now I would love a roomy one in my home. I really liked the overhead bin, and a 5-drawer cabinet on one side, and a lot of area where I could use push-pins to keep useful information handy.

That’s not an office, that’s a conference room.