Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 23, 2024

at least Norm was smart enough to bring an umbrella.

Are they related?

Someone even dimmer than Norm? Wow!

Reminds me of a Japanese proverb: “Fools don’t catch colds.”

Separated at birth?

Norm, you’re a genius! … In comparison …

Are they walking near a bus stop?

The App. doesn’t say ‘rain’, it says ‘showers’.

I can’t tell you the last time I saw anyone use an umbrella

My mother called one day to ask how hard it was raining (we lived 600 miles apart). I told her it wasn’t raining at my house and she began to argue with me, saying a certain tv channel showed rain in my town. I told her I was standing outside under clear skies and sun, but she insisted the TV weather showed rain. I’m not certain she ever fully believed me.

Dude’s got water on the brain.

Oy what a dope!

some people trust technology more than their own senses

boy, he sure is gullible… :J

A whole family of idiots..

My husband. If I say it’s sunny he has to check his apps – even if the sun is in his eyes!

I have one in my car…with this unpredictable weather, I’m prepared. ☺️

My app is a heck of a lot more accurate than a local news station. A few years ago I lived a couple of blocks away from it and one morning they were announcing that the weather system was going to miss us. Looking outside my window it was raining heavily. I called the station and asked the receptionist if they had any windows there, to which she answered no. I suggested their weather man walk outside to see what’s really happening. Almost 15 minutes later I hear him on the radio retracting his forecast and thanking a listener for the heads up. He then went into an explanation about how they get their forecasts from the National Weather Service. Not long after most of the stations in my area had their own Doppler Radar setups. They’re better but still not as accurate.

Sort of like the people you hear about that follow their GPS instructions right off the road.

I apparently use the same weather app Neal has

Step up your game, Norm, you got competition! ☺

According to Niel’s app, his phone should be soaked and unusable

Neil may be sweet, but he ain’t made outta sugar! We don’t need no stinking umbrella!

As they say, LOTW". Look out the window!

ka-dumb and dumber

It would have been funnier if it rained around Neil, keeping him dry.

Someone actually stupider than Ralph?

I didn’t think it was possible for someone to out dumb Norm.

A character dumber than Norm. Who could have imagined such a thing?

His brain shrank in the rain.

Wait! Someone dumber than Norman?