Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 14, 2024

Every time my spine feels better, I lift something.

It was time to move Ralph to the curb.

“Does the old fat guy come with it…?”

Are we sure Steinbauer is Ralph’s nemesis? The bald guy always seems to be around when Ralph is in an embarrassing situation.

In my neighborhood he and the table would be gone in five minutes. They’d probably leave Norm.

I got a massage chair and had to help the guy get it into the house. The worst part was having to put it together before I could use it on my aching back, LOL!

I see so many of those in garage sales.

Demonstrating its use should help in selling it.

I could have used one of those recently!

if you put the for sale sign next to it, would that make Ralph for sale too? :\

Being inverted gives me the willies.

I need one of these but my apartment is already crowded with stuff!

Another fun punchline would have been to have someone in a Batman costume come along right then. “I’ll take it.”

It has kind of a symbiotic relationship, carrying it makes you need to use it.

Selling it would be sacraligious.