1 and Done by Eric Scott for March 07, 2024

Did you forget about the security cameras?

It’s one of my fantasies!!!!

After weeks of drought, on the street below, Robin was thankful for the rain.

They never showed THAT in the comic books.

Bruce Wayne is like the Prince of Wales, in that he shines out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

Typical billionaire, espousing tinkle-down economics.

“What an odd arcing window design on that building,” thinks Batman. “Must have been designed by an ‘artist’.”

Donnie to Haley & her supporters (and the rest of us, for that matter.)

Didn’t Orson Welles do that?

Tell them down below that it’s raining. (It’s a bat sprinkle.)

Guano-man.

I don’t remember there being a zipper

I thought Eric was an adult. Turns out he is just a lame middle schooler.

The pause…that refreshes…..LOOK OUT BELOW!

Suckers!

Teto — takes one to know one

He should have worn his utility pants.

I’d’a’ thought the Batcave had a Batroom he could use.

Look ma, no hands!

Bruce Wayne is like a dog when he squats too long. He is a good guy; he heeps pick-up bags in his utility belt.

I thought Batman would do that upside down.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

The bat signal is a call for help. This here is the call of nature.

whether you like this kind of humor or not depends…

Mr Scott seems to have an unhealthy, unpleasant, unfunny and un-thought provoking obsession with human and animal bodily functions and genitalia.Maybe he’s run out of ideas/talent and should consider a career change. Quickly