The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 22, 2024

If she disrespects you Artie, flipper off!

How was he able to get from the bedroom to the kitchen easily?

I think it actually surrounds him with a sense of porpoise.

He’s going to start a podcast about it.

He needs to visit Adam @ Home!!! They’ll be like long-lost brothers!!

Actually, it looks like the porpoise is the one that’s filled.

“Blow it out your Hole” has a different meaning in that suit!

A porpoise with a purpose.

So what’s the porpoise of him wearing a dolphin costume?

Looks more like a bottle-nose dolphin, but whatever!

It’s true! Everyone has their own way of going crazy!

Tuna in tomorrow for more about this alternative lifestyle.

I’ve been nominated real estate agent of the year! They call me ‘THE FLIPPER!’

If he had dressed as a certain cartilaginous fish that has a flattened body, she could dis a ray.

Wait till he goes in to work at the Starkist, Charlie will can him.

Get ahead of the moment and surf the bow shock.

Maybe he’s a victim of soycumstance. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Certainly, it sounds like a whopper of a fish story!

Just FIN-ish and be gone!

She is about to be caught up into some extreme cosplay! Brace yourself, Betty!

Was his porpoise to make Arlene laugh?

You’re the cutest chicken of the sea I ever did see!

This crosses the line. Hillburn must be banned. Regardless of how low the standards are they are standards none the less.

[world’s loudest, longest groan]

He puts on porpoise and dolphin costumes without hes-cetacean.

“Can you walk a little faster?” said the whiting to the snail. “There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail!” (with apologies to Lewis Carroll if I got it wrong).

Surrounds him is more like it.

Reminds me of Norm McDonald’s Youthful Porpoise joke. RIP Norm

Tonight, I’m going to porpoise to my girl friend.

I wonder what she’ll say?

She has a sudden desire to swim with him.

It’s like a wet-suit, which no one will buy who is an experienced SCUBA diver.

Gives him an indoor fin rush

Nothing fishy about that…

Something fishy going on here.

It’s better to have a sense of porpoise than a porpoise scent.