Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 19, 2024

Mr. Potatohead gets no respect at all.

Mr. Potato head feels pressed for time and he has a headache.

Why you… Unhands me pal A Common Tator now you fiend. Or else bear hands will does worse to ya.

Hey, don’t starch with me!

Mr potato head is having a really bad day !

I f-f-feel diz-z-zy…

I’m so sorry….. wait! What you doing in comics?

You can’t give Mr. Potato Head a backrub!

Poor Mr. Potato Head.

Poor guy’ll be fried after this.

It’s wrong to use Mr. Potato Head this way.

You should strip him and peel him first.

Mr. Potato Head “It’s a living.”

Why doesn’t “Bob” use a real potato to starch his shirts like a normal person? Guess he’ll save money in the long run, but won’t be effective at all. That’s why he’s making sure the customer sees him apply that “extra starch”: plausible deniability

Hey! Watch it,Bubba!

Potato abuse.

Some people have so little backbone they require extra starch in their shirts to stay upright.

Yes, and I don’t care who it hurts.

This is why his features are removable, dumbhead.

Aw, that po’ tato.

No starch for the shirt, extra starch for the shorts.