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A company I worked for in the 1970s posted the daily stock price in the cafeteria. The president walked in one noon and cursed, " It will be zero soon! "All the employees had stock options, from top to bottom. All worthless because the strike price was so much higher than the real price. The president recast all the stock options to that low price but extended the due date one year to keep the SEC happy. Everyone ended up doing well. That president was Jerry Sanders, one of the founders of AMD.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 10 months ago
That will “rattle” their cages.
Imagine 10 months ago
And never name a stock after yourself.
scote1379 Premium Member 10 months ago
Truthsocial stock !
Zykoic 10 months ago
A company I worked for in the 1970s posted the daily stock price in the cafeteria. The president walked in one noon and cursed, " It will be zero soon! "All the employees had stock options, from top to bottom. All worthless because the strike price was so much higher than the real price. The president recast all the stock options to that low price but extended the due date one year to keep the SEC happy. Everyone ended up doing well. That president was Jerry Sanders, one of the founders of AMD.
pat sandy creator 10 months ago
send them to their rooms…
markkahler52 10 months ago
Taking notes, I see….
Egrayjames 10 months ago
I don’t know why, but I keep thinking this is a Margaret Thatcher quote.
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
Ha! Now that’s just hilarious! I almost did a spit take with my coffee!
Now fix this… or no juice box and puddy cup!
Ivan the Terrible 10 months ago
Every mother of every Baby Boomer.
ladykat Premium Member 10 months ago
Sounds like my mother.
morningglory73 Premium Member 10 months ago
I hate that phrase. Never ever used it on my children.
mwksix 10 months ago
Looks like the Truth Social stock!
luca.debus creator 10 months ago
Mommy issues or stock issues? Which one is the worst?
bigheadx Premium Member 10 months ago
Hm’mm, a Trump Media meeting or could it be Tesla?
davewhamond creator 10 months ago
And don’t slouch! (Mom’s referring to the stock)
cuzinron47 10 months ago
Well things weren’t tanking like we are.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
And you on the end, stop sucking your thumb!
The Tooninator creator 10 months ago
What a sweet sentiment. A nice toon with Mother’s Day approaching!
raybarb44 10 months ago
Not quite the same set of circumstances as our moms’ may have been talking about though…..
mfrasca 10 months ago
And no wire hangers! No wire hangers ever!