Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 02, 2024

He could have had a “Timex” to ease the “burns”.

“Takes a beating, but keeps on ticking!!!”

I hear hell gets a bit easier after the first trillion years. The same for heaven.

Sounds like a deal.

He is wish he was fired from this one.

Hey… It says “Roltex” right here!

Mine’s a Lolex, at least that’s how it was pronounced when they sold it to me.

one helluva gift…

Service? I think they blew their chance at service before the current, uh, job.

Do they still make Timex watches?

Bet if it even works it never gives the right time.

I’ll pass…..

The bible is full of ludicrous stories.

Daemon irrepit callidus.

Something to look forward to.

I wonder if there is a mosh pit in heII, and do they get to mosh?

mines a Rolodex, it doesn’t tell time but is great for looking up phone numbers